The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. It takes up all of your time and what do you get at the end of it? A death. What’s that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you’re too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby. You go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating, then you finish off as an orgasm.
OMFG! Your theory is brillant! I was thinking this as I watched the Curious Case of Ben. Button. It's all backwards indeed! And that picture makes me lawl.
ReplyDeletehahaha you're brilliant!
ReplyDeletehaha, can't take all of the credit on this one. i found the quote a long time ago and have saved it ever since. but i do want to see the movie Ben Button, just have never gotten around to it.
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